AlbeitWeird

Sooooooo........ Well, my name is Kelly (not that you really needed to know), but I go by my 2nd and 3rd middle names (Ophelia and Phoebe) when I don't know you personally (and for your sake, I hope I don't). Urm, I can't draw to save my life, but I lurve making things on a computer. Um, if I can't photoshop it, it's unphotoshoppable (new word?). I have tons of RL friends on here (aka, like six, but whatever), and you need to check 'em out! Erm, today, I wore a bucket over my head to school- yes, I am JUST THAT AWESOME!! Until I got a detention for it, that is. Mrs. McDonnell, you are going to pay for that!!! No offence. I lurve anime, hard rock (yessshhh, screamo), Lyssa (in a creeper way. be warned), and just about whatever is on my plate. Okay! I have tons of favourite quotes, sooooo, yeah, I'm going to kist a few of them!!

'You can try, but there's no one else here and I have a shovel. I wouldn't' -Richard Hammond

'Aeiou, el burro sabe más que tu' -Senora AG

'I'm never wrong, I just happen to have an infinite supply of inaccurate information' -I have no idea who wrote this, but i heard it from Tai

'If beauty is pain, I must be f*cking gorgeous' -the glorious internet

'ooh la la' -Mrs. McDonnell, please stop saying that!

'what's happening Kelly? Where's your homework? You're a good science student, but you're throwing it down the drain without turning in your homework! I'll give you a detention if you don't turn in your homework! I'm worried about you, Kelly, are your minds figured straight? I'm very disappointed, Kelly, I don't know why you don't find
my class interesting enough, I'm not that bad, am I?'
-yes, Mrs. McD., you are. And I will sooner be dead then turn in my homework. I thought we established this already.

'Miss Parker? Is it legal to marry applesauce?' -me (and yes, i did actually ask that)

'hmmm, don't quote me on this, but i don't think it is, Kelly. Have you talked to your therapist about this?' -Miss Parker (and too bad, sucka! i already quoted you! so HA!)


Now, because I'm rambling, I do suppose I should, like, you know, like, go or, like, something like that, like, I mean, like, I, like, you know, have, like, better, like, things to, like, do, you know?

Sorry that was impulsive. And if you somehow know me (stalker), ask me to do, as Cora put it, a 'Austro-German Swedish' accent. or ask Gennie to sing The Highwayman in her scottish accent. It's quite funny, actually.

okay, i have Stockholm Syndrome, so if you plan on kidnapping me, I suggest you be ready for a new romantic admirer. XD

OKAI!!!! If you think you are awesome enough, go here.... --> www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyour…

Current Residence: ummm normally I like kidnappers, but not today, sorry
deviantWEAR sizing preference: my size
Print preference: on paper
Favourite genre of music: hard rock baby!
Favourite photographer: ME!!!
Favourite style of art: anime/manga, photographs, music, whatever really
Operating System: HP PC all the way!!
MP3 player of choice: my iPod touch is my life
Shell of choice: erm, i have a phobia of beaches, shells don't like me
Wallpaper of choice: the black one
Skin of choice: umm, is dA racist now?
Favourite cartoon character: cartoons had better include manga, because I have a crush on like 30 different guys XD
Personal Quote: Can I legally marry applesauce? I'm having and affair with Motts. And Tropicana and I just brok